- Replaced all my dishtowels and potholders (after burning myself because my seven-year-old Ikea fifty-cent potholders are worthless)
- Replaced the burned-out lightbulb in my laundry room
- Made enough carrot/raisin salad to feed an army
- Fixed my Kindle (I think/hope/believe)
I FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT ACCOMPLISHMENT
I FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT ACCOMPLISHMENT I finally returned by cable box to the scary cable company office two months...